so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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