do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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