The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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