just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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