wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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