Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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