mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
