I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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