Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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