The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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