Three words: puerto rican gang bang
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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