Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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