I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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