Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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