ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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