Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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