Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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