The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
