Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you would pick up someone in the library
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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