And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Found the puke drawer
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
