FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Less talking, more tequila
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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