I like my sex mixed with concussions.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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