How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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