I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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