Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Randomize
