you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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