kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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