Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Small penises have feelings too.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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