called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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