as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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