Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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