Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you win again, gameday.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize
