You work out of a Hotel?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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