billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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