he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
