Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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