so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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