Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
