Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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