Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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