Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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