i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
