Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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