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(631): View more from New York

My cock was attacked by outdoor plants

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(336): View more from North Carolina

If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.

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(936): View more from Texas

Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him

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(519): View more from Ontario

ambylanc

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what?

(519): View more from Ontario

there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?

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(805): View more from California

It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife

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(217): View more from Illinois

you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring

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