noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
