break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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