Hey man sorry I got all grabby
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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