i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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