she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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