I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Never underestimate the power of titties
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