Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Blood and glitter go together right?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Randomize
