Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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