I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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