Your tits are I can't wait for
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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