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  Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude

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  You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?

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  Shut the hell up.

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• AAACCCIIDDD Been there. Done that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:20pm

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• the 1 means that was the persons response

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:09am

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• 5:50 is right def salvia gotta love it!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:53pm

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• HAHA! First reply, 5:50pm...EXACTLY what my first thought was.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:01am

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• This is like one of those above the influence ads

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:18pm

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• my penis is a metaphor.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:04pm

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• touche!!!! hahahahaha.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:46pm

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• Can someone explain this please. I don't care about the grammer

  Submitted by elenaaaa on Jun 30, 10 at 11:13pm

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• yes a simile IS a type of metaphor. next time don't be so quick to call someone else a retard lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 7:07pm

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• 10:54PM You mean the area code before the text? You can't be that stupid, what are you actually talking about here?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:45am

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• what does the #'s b4 the thing mean

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:54pm

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• hahaha, i love colorado

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:43pm

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• 8:30 suck a chubby douchebag Colorado is way better than wherever the fuck you live your miserable life.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:39am

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• People that don't do drugs just can't understand...so sad

  Submitted by velociraptor on May 5, 10 at 12:19pm

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• 2:28 smoke higher grade salvia. 40x 50x and you'll feel exactly like what the text said

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:38pm

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• I don't get what it's a metaphor for.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:08pm

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• Haha, the word 'champ' makes this whole text funny. =)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:55pm

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• lmfao anyone else see that lame ass 'above the influence' add where the passed out girl is treated like a puppet?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:15pm

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• 10:54...WOW. fucking moron. salvia...most definitely.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:11am

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• It's a simile, as similes use 'like' and 'as'. Metaphors do not.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:36pm

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• that is actually a simile not a metaphor 8:17, so you are the tard along with the entire colorado population

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:30pm

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• Your mom's a metaphor. And I don't get the text either. Explain, please, someone who DOESN'T get hung up on semantics?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:26pm

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• Neither do I. I read it like 4 times, and I still don't get it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:59pm

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• A simile IS a metaphor....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:24pm

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• Salvia for sure. Champ sucks though, I don't like him.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:44pm

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• IT'S A FUCKING SIMILE!!!!! TWO SIMILES!!! NO FUCKING METAPHOR!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:34am

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• Like a boss

  Submitted by stevendh27 on May 30, 11 at 8:48pm

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• Ugh similes are always metaphors but metaphors are not always similes

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:56am

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• I'm pretty sure it's a metaphor either for bj or that they need to shut up.

  Submitted by FirstyWorld on Jul 24, 10 at 11:43pm

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• it was salvia. and it was 10X. you all are probably not doing it right.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:09pm

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• Salvia doesn't do shit. I smoked it and all I got was tired and annoyed at how sharp the grass was.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:28am

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• Similes use the words "like" or "as" to compare two subjects.\n" your face is like the sun"\nMetaphors compare 2 subjects w/o like or as.\n" your face is the sun"\nA simile is never a metaphor and a metaphor Is never a simile go back to school fucktards

  Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 6, 10 at 6:06pm

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• i disagree. coulda been acid.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:50am

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• saying that he's a puppet you tards. jesus.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:17pm

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• qahyzat tge fu m is tha tshit? that;s ws weird, hahahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:36am

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• It's a metaphor. A similie is something different as in "as --- as a ---" or "--- like a ---". This is not relating a noun to A Similar noun through an adjective using like or as.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 12:57am

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• way to go 970! plus a funny text too boot!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:40pm

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• Actually the first "simile" is actually a metaphor you moron. Like isn't used in the correct for to the structure you deemed it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 9:41am

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