8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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