Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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