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  I have suspicion of morning wood.

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  How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?

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• Or he has the fabled "detachable penis"

  Submitted by SizzlinFingerJak on Nov 20, 13 at 12:06pm

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• Yeah. The little head wakes up say before the big one, and it's "Regrettable Decision" time.

  Submitted by kin_in_in on Nov 20, 13 at 5:14pm

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• Because it's the size of a thimble.

  Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Nov 20, 13 at 9:20am

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• Boners that appear mysteriously often disappear mysteriously.

  Submitted by 20000Leagues on Nov 20, 13 at 10:54am

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