Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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