you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Randomize
