I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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